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Table of Contents Introduction Jiu Jitsu is a Martial Art and combat sport that focus on grappling and ground fighting. It was originated in Japan and now it is practiced around the globe. Here are some funny Jiu Jitsu jokes to make you laugh. What is Jiu Jitsu? Jiu jitsu is a martial art that originated in Brazil.
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Jitsu Jokes - 23 Hilarious Jitsu Jokes Jitsu Jokes I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the f\*\*k would you ask me that?
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Knee-on-belly-induced farts. Burritos before rolling and the filling of your shorts. 6. Iforgetusername • 12 yr. ago. wish I knew some, but when I die I want someone to show up dressed as a ref and throw 3 fingers in the air, and say "finally 'name' passed the ultimate gaurd of Life. 3 points". 5. [deleted] • 12 yr. ago.
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BJJ Memes: 15 of the best BJJ Jokes and Memes By Tim May 12, 2023 If you are really into BJJ you probably already know all its weird quirks, clichés, and quotes. We collected some of the best BJJ Memes and BJJ Jokes for you. They will surely make you laugh and have a familiar ring to you. #1 The self-proclaimed expert Everybody knows this guy.
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Jiu Jitsu jokes for kids are centered around the Brazilian version of the Japanese styles of Judo and Jujutsu. They should be simple in construction and age appropriate. Most of them will 'tap' into what kids find funny with surprises, rhyming, and alliteration.
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If you're a jiu jitsu enthusiast who loves a good pun, then you've come to the right place! We've compiled over 200 of the best jiu jitsu puns that will have you tapping out from laughter. From funny wordplay to clever twists on martial arts terminology, these puns are sure to make your training partners grin from ear to ear.
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Being strong and knowing jiu jitsu is a double advantage. Helio Gracie, Helio Gracie Interview. When you train in the gi, your hips are better, sweeps are better, your escape from the mount is ten times better. With a gi on, the mounted gi has a hundred attacks, and without it, he has two or three. It's a joke.
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Most Brazilian Jiu Jitsu memes are esoteric, and are not easily understood by people who don't train. Others might only be funny to those who have been in specific positions. Training BJJ will open up a whole new world of memes for you to look at in between rounds at the gym! This article will show you some classic memes and explain the new ones!
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Best BJJ jokes. Didnt find one thread witb a collection of puns (they are all over the place!). So wanted to make a thread with a favorite ones.🤙. This is something a friend up with recently. Aimed at software developers or web designers who also roll. Caption to the thread image: Jiu-Jitsu practitioner when they face a 'submit button' on a.
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Jiu Jokes. A Brazilian Jiu Jitsu teacher and black belt told his Purple belt employee, "We're going to have a match. If you can avoid being submitted for 10 minutes, I'll award you a black belt and I'll give you a raise. If I can get you in a chokehold and you can't escape, I'm going to fire you.".
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Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ; Portuguese: jiu-jitsu brasileiro [ʒiw ˈʒitsu bɾaziˈlejɾu, ʒu-]) is a self-defence martial art and combat sport based on grappling, ground fighting, and submission holds.BJJ focuses on taking ones opponent down to the ground, gaining a dominant position, and using a number of techniques to force them into submission via joint locks or chokeholds.
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Jiu Jitsu taken as a joke Sometimes when I tell people , and even when I first told my friends I did jiu jitsu , they laugh and don't take it seriously. I think they have a warped perception that it's the same as karate or tkd.
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A Brazilian. A BJJ black belt is arrested for speeding. When the case is taken to court, the judge asks why he doesn't have a lawyer with him. 'I don't need a lawyer', says the black belt, 'I'm an expert in self defense'. What's Wolverine's favourite BJJ position? X-Guard! What kind of car do BJJ black belts drive? A Rolls-Royce!
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41 jitsu jokes and hilarious jitsu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jitsu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. Do you have a sensei who loves to make jokes? Whether it's inside the dojo or outside, this article has some of the funniest jiu jitsu jokes to tell your friends and family.